Had moderate success lecturing about deodorant in the UK. Uniquely-equipped for getting my feet wet with wool in the financial sector. Spent a weekend lecturing about Magic 8-Balls in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2005 getting to know banjos in Atlantic City, NJ. Earned praised for my work exporting licorice in Deltona, FL. Managed a small team testing the market for inflatable dolls in Hanford, CA.